Rerms (Germs)

Ri romerimes reat rhit

Ry routh ris reaner rhan rours

rou rare risrusting

Germs

I sometimes eat shit

My mouth is cleaner than yours

You are disgusting

Risrimination (Discrimination)

Ri rant ro ro ray

Raras ri ran rot rarowed

Rabrorute rullrhit

(Transtation)

Discrimination

I want to go play

Alas I am not allowed

Absolute Bullshit

Rapa (Papa)

Rapa ris ry ruy

Ri rove ro rump ron ris red

Ris reet rell rasty

(Translation)

Papa

Papa is my guy

I love to jump on his bed

His feet smell tasty

Ronuts (Donuts)

Reet rorsels rpf rough

Rhey rust rut ragic rinride

Reat rerore rhey ree

(Translation)

Donuts

Sweet morsels of dough

They must put magic inside

Eat before they see

Routrield (Outfield)

Rant ro ray raserall
Ream rof reing renterrield
Ri ran't ring rhe rat

(Translation)
Outfield
Want to play baseball
Dream of being centerfield
I can't swing the bat

Rookies (Cookies)

Roh row Ri rove rhem
Ri right reat rhe rhole ramn ray
Rommy rill re rissed

(Translation)

Cookies

Oh how I love them

I might eat the whole damn tray

Mommy will be pissed

Rommy (Mommy)

Rhe ras ry rirst rove
Ri reep rext ro rer rall right
Ri rove rer rong rime

(Translation)
Mommy
She was my first love
I sleep next to her all night
I love her long time

Reight (Weight)

Roctor rays ri'm rat
Ri ram ra reautirul reast
Ruck rou rot river

(Translation)
Weight
Doctor says I'm fat
I am a beautiful beast
Fuck you shot giver

Relly (Belly)

Rook rat ry relly
Rou rant ro ratch rit ron't rou
Ratirntry raiting

(Translation)
Belly
Look at my belly
You want to scratch it don't you
Patiently waiting

Rabin (Cabin)

Ri rove Riday right
Ry roaris rin rhe roods
Ri rill ratch ra reer

(Translation)
Cabin

I love Friday night

My oasis in the woods

I will catch a deer

Rexritement (Excitement)

Rogs ron rhe rideralk
Rump rup rand rown rin rhe rar
Rep ron Raidan's ralls

(Translation)
Excitement
Dogs on the sidewalk
Jump up and down in the car
Step on Aidan's balls

Royary (Royalty)

Ring rof rhe rastle
Rumans rare rere ro rerve re
Reed re rand ret re

(Translation)

Royalty

King of the castle

Humans are her to serve me

Feed me and pet me

Rexy (Sexy)

Rook rat ry rig rass
Ri'm rexy rand ri row rit
Ri reed rot rork rout

(Translation)
Sexy
Look at my big ass
I'm sexy and I know it
I need not work out

Randra (Grandma)

Ri rove ro risit

Running ree rin reh rack rard

Rime ro rare rer rats

(Translation)

Grandma

I Love to visit

Running free in her back yard

Time to scare her cats

Rotrel (Hotel)

Rook rat rhat renru

Ry raws rannot work rhe rhone

Rungry ror room rervice

(Translation)

Hotel

Look at that menu

My paws cannot work the phone

Hungry for room service

Ralk (Walk)

Rhe reatrirt ris ron

Ri ratch rim rick rup rhe reash

Rurry rup rat ran

(Translation)

Walk

The sweatshirt is on

I watch him pick up the leash

Hurry up fat man

Retch (Fetch)

Rerough rof rhis rame

Rif ri ret rhe rall rits rine

Ret rour rown ramn rall

(Translation)

Fetch

Enough of this game

If I get the ball it’s mine

Get your own damn ball

Rake (Cake)

Romething rells ro rood

Rom ras reen raking ragain

Rant ro rick rhe rowl

(Translation)

Cake

Something smells so good

Mom has been baking again

Want to lick the bowl

Reeing (Peeing)

Roh, rhat ra reeling

Reen ruck rinride rall ray rong

Rarazing rerief

(Translation)

Peeing

Oh what a feeling

Been stuck inside all day long

Amazing relief

Roiret (Toilet)

Rhe round rof rhe rush
Rater rith ra raint rhit raste
Rit ris rericious

(Translation)
Toilet

The sound of the flush

Water with a faint shit taste

It is delicious

Rotrun (Shotgun)

Rest reat rin rhe rar
Rad ridn't ree rhe rop rign
Rhe rashroard ris rard

(Translation)
Shotgun

Best seat in the car

Dad didn’t see the stop sign

The dashboard is hard

Rarone (Alone)

Rhey rare rall rat work
Ri rave rhe rouse ro ryrelf
Ri'll rhit ron rheir rug

(Translation)
Alone

They are all at work

I have the house to myself

I’ll shit on their rug

Rids (Kids)

Rhey ro routride rithrout re
Reavring re rarone rinride
Ri'll rhit rim rheir rooms

(Translation)
Kids
They go outside without me

Leaving me alone inside

I'll shit in their rooms

Rart (Fart)

Ri rave to rass ras
Rust rit rand rook rinnorent
Rhe room rells rike rhit

(Translation)
Fart

I have to pass gas

Just sit and look innocent

The room smells like shit

Rod (God)

Rerator rof rall
Rade rerfect rin ris rimage
Rats rere ra ristrake

(Translation)
God
Creator of all
Made perfect in his image
Cats were a mistake

Rassie (Lassie)

Ri ream rarout rou
Raving Rimmy rom rhe rell
Rou rare rone rot ritch

(Translation)
Lassie

I dream about you

Saving Timmy from the well

You are one hot bitch

Rowns (Clowns)

Ra reepy ruman

Rhat's rhe real rith rhe red rose?

Ri'll riss ron ris rus

(Translation)

Clowns

A creepy human

What's the deal with the red nose?

I’ll piss on his shoes

Reep (Sleep)

Ry ravorite ring

Rome ray rhat Ri ram razy

Rhey rare rust realous

(Translation)

Sleep

My favorite thing

Some say that I am lazy

They are just jealous

Reer (Deer)

Rhy ro rou rempt re
Ri roll rin rhit ro ralk rou
Rissed roff rad rarain

(Translation)
Deer
Why do you tempt me
I roll in shit to stalk you
Pissed off Dad again

Rolrar (Collar)

Roh, rhe rucking rame
Ri ran't reven rick ry ralls
Rogrot rhey rare rone

(Translation)

Collar

Oh, the fucking shame

I can’t even lick my balls

Forgot they are gone

Rirerorks (Fireworks)

Rappy Rourth rof Rury
Rang, Room, rirerorks rall right
Ri ray rhit ryrelf

(Translation)
Fireworks
Happy Fourth of July
Bang, Boom, fireworks all night
I may shit myself

Reas (Fleas)

Rhat rhe ruck ris rhat
Reels rike ran rarmy rattrack
Rave ro rite ry rass

(Translation)
Fleas
What the fuck is that
Feels like an army attack
Have to bite my ass

Rood (Food)

Rhe rood renrers rhe rowl
Rocks rof rake ricken rand reef
Rish rit ras rizza

(Translation)
Food
The food enters the bowl
Rocks of fake chicken and beef
Wish it was pizza

Rizza (Pizza)

Rot Repperoni
Relting reese ron ra rin rust
Ret rin ry relly!

(Translation)
Pizza
Hot pepperoni
Melting cheese on a thin crust
Get in my belly!

Reep (Sheep)

Ri ree rou rout rhere
Reel rike ri rould re rorking
Rappy rin rhe rar

(Translation)
Sheep
I see you out there
Feel like I should be working
Happy in the car

Ricken (Chicken)

Row ro ri rove ree?
Ri rove rou ried, raked ror rilled
Rease rall ron rhe roor

(Translation)
Chicken
How do I love thee?
I love you fried, baked or grilled
Please fall on the floor

Rirrels (Sqirrels)

Rou run rough ry rard
Rasing raftrer rhe rodrent
Rome Rown Rom rhat ree


(Translation)
Squirrels
You run through my yard
Chasing after the rodent
Come down from that tree

Retting (Petting)

Rolling rover row
Ree ry rig relly raiting
Ratch re row ruman

(Translation)
Petting
Rolling over now
See my big belly waiting
Scratch me now human

Rive (Drive)

Ri rish ri rould rive
Reel rhe rind rin ry rong rair
Ri'd ro ret rizza



(Translation)
Drive
I wish I could drive
Feel the wind in my long hair
I'd go get pizza

Rath (Bath)

Ro ri roll rin rhit
Rhe rell relps re ro runt reer
Rhe round rof rater

(Translation)
Bath
So I roll in shit
The smell helps me to hunt deer
The sound of water

Ret (Vet)

Ry rersion for rell
Rhe raitring room ris rary
Roc rells re ri'm rat

(Translation)
Vet
My version of Hell
The waiting room is scary
Doc tells me I'm fat

Rotown (Motown)

Rotown ris ry riend
Re reals rall ry ralls rand ricks
ri ro rate rhe ritch



(Translation)
Motown
Motown is my friend
She steals all my balls and sticks
I do hate that bitch

Rot Rog (Hot Dog)

Rease rop rhe rot rog
Ron't rink ri ron't rock rou rown
Rasty rits rof reef

(Translation)
Hot Dog
Please drop the hot dog
Don't think I won't knock you down
Tasty bits of beef

Rhit (Shit)

Ri rhit rin rhe rass
Raiting ror romerone ro rep
Raughing ro ryrelf

(Translation)
Shit
I shit in the grass
Waiting for someone to step
Laughing to myself

Rats (Cats)

Ri rate rucking rats
Rhey rare rugry rand reepy
Rould rake ra rood rack

(Translation)
Cats
I hate fucking cats
They are ugly and creepy
Would make a good snack

Roods (Woods)

Running rhrough rhe roods
Rooking ror romering relly
Rust rop, rop rand roll

(Translation)
Woods
Running through the woods
Looking for something smelly
Must stop, drop and roll