Sunday, April 29, 2012

Reer (Deer)

Rhy ro rou rempt re
Ri roll rin rhit ro ralk rou
Rissed roff rad rarain


(Translation)
Deer
Why do you tempt me
I roll in shit to stalk you
Pissed off Dad again

Rolrar (Collar)


Roh, rhe rucking rame
Ri ran't reven rick ry ralls
Rogrot rhey rare rone


(Translation)
Collar
Oh, the fucking shame
I can’t even lick my balls
Forgot they are gone

Rirerorks (Fireworks)

Rappy Rourth rof Rury
Rang, Room, rirerorks rall right
Ri ray rhit ryrelf


(Translation)
Fireworks
Happy Fourth of July
Bang, Boom, fireworks all night
I may shit myself

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Reas (Fleas)

Rhat rhe ruck ris rhat
Reels rike ran rarmy rattrack
Rave ro rite ry rass




(Translation)
Fleas
What the fuck is that
Feels like an army attack
Have to bite my ass

Rood (Food)

Rhe rood renrers rhe rowl
Rocks rof rake ricken rand reef
Rish rit ras rizza


(Translation)
Food
The food enters the bowl
Rocks of fake chicken and beef
Wish it was pizza

Friday, April 27, 2012

Rizza (Pizza)

Rot Repperoni
Relting reese ron ra rin rust
Ret rin ry relly!


(Translation)
Pizza
Hot pepperoni
Melting cheese on a thin crust
Get in my belly!

Reep (Sheep)

Ri ree rou rout rhere
Reel rike ri rould re rorking
Rappy rin rhe rar


(Translation)
Sheep
I see you out there
Feel like I should be working
Happy in the car

Ricken (Chicken)

Row ro ri rove ree?
Ri rove rou ried, raked ror rilled
Rease rall ron rhe roor


(Translation)
Chicken
How do I love thee?
I love you fried, baked or grilled
Please fall on the floor

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Rirrels (Sqirrels)

Rou run rough ry rard
Rasing raftrer rhe rodrent
Rome Rown Rom rhat ree


(Translation)
Squirrels
You run through my yard
Chasing after the rodent
Come down from that tree




Retting (Petting)

Rolling rover row
Ree ry rig relly raiting
Ratch re row ruman


(Translation)
Petting
Rolling over now
See my big belly waiting
Scratch me now human

Rive (Drive)

Ri rish ri rould rive
Reel rhe rind rin ry rong rair
Ri'd ro ret rizza



(Translation)
Drive
I wish I could drive
Feel the wind in my long hair
I'd go get pizza



Rath (Bath)

Ro ri roll rin rhit
Rhe rell relps re ro runt reer
Rhe round rof rater


(Translation)
Bath
So I roll in shit
The smell helps me to hunt deer
The sound of water

Ret (Vet)

Ry rersion for rell
Rhe raitring room ris rary
Roc rells re ri'm rat

(Translation)
Vet
My version of Hell
The waiting room is scary
Doc tells me I'm fat

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Rotown (Motown)

Rotown ris ry riend
Re reals rall ry ralls rand ricks
ri ro rate rhe ritch



(Translation)
Motown
Motown is my friend
She steals all my balls and sticks
I do hate that bitch









Rot Rog (Hot Dog)

Rease rop rhe rot rog
Ron't rink ri ron't rock rou rown
Rasty rits rof reef


(Translation)
Hot Dog
Please drop the hot dog
Don't think I won't knock you down
Tasty bits of beef

Rhit (Shit)

Ri rhit rin rhe rass
Raiting ror romerone ro rep
Raughing ro ryrelf

(Translation)
Shit
I shit in the grass
Waiting for someone to step
Laughing to myself

Rats (Cats)

Ri rate rucking rats
Rhey rare rugry rand reepy
Rould rake ra rood rack


(Translation)
Cats
I hate fucking cats
They are ugly and creepy
Would make a good snack

Roods (Woods)

Running rhrough rhe roods
Rooking ror romering relly
Rust rop, rop rand roll


(Translation)
Woods
Running through the woods
Looking for something smelly
Must stop, drop and roll