Rod (God)

Rerator rof rall
Rade rerfect rin ris rimage
Rats rere ra ristrake

(Translation)
God
Creator of all
Made perfect in his image
Cats were a mistake

Rats (Cats)

Ri rate rucking rats
Rhey rare rugry rand reepy
Rould rake ra rood rack

(Translation)
Cats
I hate fucking cats
They are ugly and creepy
Would make a good snack